Guys, I'm sorry. I'm completely uninspired today. I'm drowning in end-of-the-quarter-shit-I-have-to-make-up-20-assignments mode. I'm so uninspired, I wrote an awful little poem to show you all that I might be going insane. Or not.
Yesterday I met a creature named Flounder
Except he was a whale
It puzzled me
So I swam away
Yeah. It's been a weird night.
Tomorrow, I have to hand in forms documenting 150 hours of creative, physical, and community service activities. Each activity can be worth no more than 10 hours, plus some activities that I did for less than 10 hours, so doing the proper math makes it about 10,000 forms I have to fill out. I also need signatures showing that I actually participated in these activities. I'll let you guys in on a little secret, though:
I'm forging some of the signatures.
No no no no, please don't judge! It's just that I was lazy when I actually did those activities and didn't feel like bringing the forms to be signed, and it's a bit awkward asking some adult to sign a form after you did an activity for them a year ago. It probably doesn't matter anyway, because I'm so terrible at forging these signatures that I wouldn't be surprised if I was caught. I'm a bad, bad person. But these are stupid, pointless forms that mean nothing anyway. It's not like I'd ever forge a signature on a check or legal document or something, I swear.
By the way, I got my camera today. I don't know how to use it. It's kind of funny how confusing it is. I think I'm going to name it something cool. Something French. Something like...Lombard. Yeah.
Anyone remember Pleakley from Lilo & Stitch? I don't know why, but I thought of him. He was a weird old alien.
Also, I'm thinking about doing a vlog. Is it a good idea? I don't know. I don't know any video editing, so it'd probably just be me sitting and staring at the webcam for a good 5 minutes and maybe cracking a lame joke or two.