Wednesday, April 4, 2012


Guys, I'm sorry. I'm completely uninspired today. I'm drowning in end-of-the-quarter-shit-I-have-to-make-up-20-assignments mode. I'm so uninspired, I wrote an awful little poem to show you all that I might be going insane. Or not.

Yesterday I met a creature named Flounder
Except he was a whale
It puzzled me
So I swam away

Yeah. It's been a weird night.

Tomorrow, I have to hand in forms documenting 150 hours of creative, physical, and community service activities. Each activity can be worth no more than 10 hours, plus some activities that I did for less than 10 hours, so doing the proper math makes it about 10,000 forms I have to fill out. I also need signatures showing that I actually participated in these activities. I'll let you guys in on a little secret, though:

I'm forging some of the signatures.

No no no no, please don't judge! It's just that I was lazy when I actually did those activities and didn't feel like bringing the forms to be signed, and it's a bit awkward asking some adult to sign a form after you did an activity for them a year ago. It probably doesn't matter anyway, because I'm so terrible at forging these signatures that I wouldn't be surprised if I was caught. I'm a bad, bad person. But these are stupid, pointless forms that mean nothing anyway. It's not like I'd ever forge a signature on a check or legal document or something, I swear.

By the way, I got my camera today. I don't know how to use it. It's kind of funny how confusing it is. I think I'm going to name it something cool. Something French. Something like...Lombard. Yeah.

Anyone remember Pleakley from Lilo & Stitch? I don't know why, but I thought of him. He was a weird old alien.

Also, I'm thinking about doing a vlog. Is it a good idea? I don't know. I don't know any video editing, so it'd probably just be me sitting and staring at the webcam for a good 5 minutes and maybe cracking a lame joke or two.


  1. Haha, I forged the occasional signature for school. It's my teachers fault for only signing her initials and writing exactly like me. Try a vlog if you want, I think everyone here will be supportive. And if you need help with your fancy new SLR feel free to fire me a question, I'd love to help :)

  2. Oh be careful you don't get caught! Don't want ya getting in to trouble, but I do know how much of a nuisance getting forms signed can be :(

  3. I have the same problem with my DofE forms. I'm thinking of just sending them in the post so as not to have the embarrassment of making them see me.
    I'm getting a camera soon- I promise I won't steal your name.
    A vlog is an awesome idea! :)

  4. Yes! Do a vlog! DO A VLOG

    And what type of camera did you get? I am curious :)

    And was Pleakley like a transexual? Because they never really explained, but…he likes women's clothing…and pretends to be a woman…most of the time just because he thinks it's fun.

    1. I'll post a picture of the camera soon, so you can see it. For now, here's a lame internet picture link:

      That's exactly what I've been wondering! I never considered that as a possibility until a couple days ago! He wore dresses all the time and wore make-up and had a voice similar to men who try to sound like women. What a revelation!


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