Friday, December 2, 2011

Thinking about becoming a vegan? Think again!

 The post below contains graphic content that may not be suitable for all viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

(Also keep in mind that I did not write this post. I found it for your laughing pleasure!)

In today’s trendy artsy world, more and more young people are becoming vegan every single day. The reason most of these people become vegan is for the protection and welfare of animals. They encourage vegan meals, no meat, cheese, dairy, eggs etc. What most vegans do not realise is that there is a dirty underworld to the growing and manufacturing of this disgusting world trade that is kept well hidden from society.
Above is a picture taken in Indonesia of a carrot being prepared and slaughtered. The carrots are first skinned, then drowned, and can be eaten raw or are cooked in boiling water.
 Also above is a disturbing picture of potatoes being ripped from their home. The preparation is the same as the carrots.
Bananas grow together in a herd. When they ripen, they are stolen from their family, and whilst they are still alive their skin is peeled back and their entire body is usually in eaten in about 6 bites.

Please, all of you, do not turn your faces and look the other way. These horrors must be brought to light, for the sake of our dear fruits and vegetables!

(no produce was harmed in the making of this post)

I'm a sarcastic ass.


  1. I like this a lot.
    (Nothing against vegetarians/vegans.)

  2. Huh. Irony. I'M IN A VEGAN CAFE RIGHT NOW. I didn't even realize, until I attempted to order milk. Hahahhahahahhaha. Awkward fail.

    Anyways. This was certainly an interesting post. Vegan isn't anything I've considered being (I mean, I have to be realistic), but this is certainly good to know. Merciiii.

  3. HAHAH, this post was hilarious! :D <3
    oh man, I could never be a vegan, it'd be way to hard (plus, I have like 10000 allergies, so I'd be left eating nothing, ha.)


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