Anyways, I always struggle to think of something, but when I finally get an idea of what to get, it's brilliant. Like in this case: one of my best friends, Melissa, is a huge chemistry nerd (she got 100 on the chemistry exam, which is like impossible) and me and her love to make chemistry jokes, so I know she'll love this T-shirt.
|If anyone actually understands this joke, please let me know. I want to tell you I love you.|
What if it doesn't come in on time? Then I'll be forced to explain that I'm a terrible person who happened to forget that her birthday party was this Friday until 10 PM tonight, in which case I rushed to place the order. It should take 2-5 days, but knowing my luck, it will come Saturday. Brilliant.